My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
Girls should come with a carfax report
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
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