thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
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