It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
Randomize
