ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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