Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
i woke up today to a handjob from this really fat girl that keeps calling me michael phelps
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
Randomize
