I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
Randomize
