GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
Randomize
