its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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