guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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