My brain says no but my pants say off.
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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