The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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