phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
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