Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
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