He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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