WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
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