hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
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