I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
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