THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
I want her autograph on my taint
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
i think im in europe. pls send help
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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