Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
My feet surprised me
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