the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
You're breaking my sexual little heart
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
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