So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
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