Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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