whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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