maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
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