Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
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