I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
Randomize
