do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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