That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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