Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
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