That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
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