After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
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