You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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