you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
you will always have a special place in my vag
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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