Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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