What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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