We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
Randomize
