idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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