I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
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