My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
im on a boat
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