Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Randomize
