I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
I think a kid would responsible me up
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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