Pants 0. Shit 1.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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