When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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