do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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