I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
Pappa wants mamma naked
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
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