Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
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