they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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