just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
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