she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
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