and you said cock pushups were impossible
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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