Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
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