After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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